![]() ![]() Somehow, even on a comic page, you can see it happen in slow motion and hear Ariel from The Little Mermaid singing in the background as Jason is granted his greatest wish. Jason rises into the air, glowing, as he develops this luxurious mane of beautiful, L’Oreal commercial hair. But what the whole scene really comes down to, the way it’s completely portrayed, is that Jason is being granted the gift of hair. So, when Jason agrees to lead the Deadite invasion, his body is healed and he is granted more strength. I just couldn’t leave it off because it’s so, so absurd. You’re really, really gonna.īeing granted the reward of a full head of hair Also, remember yet-to-be-born Jacob from Nightmare 5? Everyone wanted to see him and Stephanie hook up, right? No? Well, you’re gonna. Yes, little baby Stephanie from Jason Goes to Hell, now a teen girl donning sexy camp wear and a hockey mask. When Jason becomes too powerful, the Necronomicon instills Stephanie Freeman with all of his powers, as only a Voorhees can kill him. Ash to that young male audience? For Freddy, he provides his daughter Maggie-who was secretly evil the whole time-with a dominatrix outfit and a glove of her own. Because, you know, how can we cater Freddy vs. On top of everything going on in Nightmare Warriors, the comic makes damn sure not to leave out sexy female versions of its two big villains. It’s at least in the top three most insane things that happen in this comic. Freddy uses the Necronomicon to unleash an army of Deadites on the capitol, with Jason appointed as general. Ash teams up with every single survivor of both the Friday and Nightmare franchises, which would be great until you realize that leaves them with nothing to do individually. The sequel Nightmare Warriors, on the other hand, is completely batshit insane. Ash miniseries is a pretty decent look at what the movie would actually have been had it ever gotten made. Leading a Deadite invasion on Washington D.C. Really, this book gives us two great villains. It’s amazing because his whole plan is for Jason to weed out the sinners among them and leave the truly faithful, but when Jason starts hacking through all of his friends and colleagues, he immediately just assumes every one of them must have been full of sin and unworthy to live, no matter how long he’s known them. The book taps into all of it, as the pastor at this church actually worships Jason as the vessel of God and allows Jason to be resurrected for purposes of a Great Cleansing. ![]() It’s one of the things I was always surprised the movies never did, especially with all the religious outcry against the franchise, as well as the perceived puritanical undertones. In Church of the Divine Psychopath which is actually a pretty decent novel, Crystal Lake is home to a church camp, which I actually think is a great idea. The whole thing is like a very messed up version of The BFG. It’s such a silly premise, but it’s kind of neat. I think How I Spent My Summer Vacation is actually a great comic, but the central concept is that a deformed boy who gets picked on a lot is spared when Jason hacks up the boy’s whole camp group, and then the kid follows Jason into the woods, where he essentially gets taken under his wing. So there’s a Most Dangerous Game and an island full of zombies, plus Jason in the middle, being more confused than ever. But there’s also a creepy lab on the island trying to do wacky things with Jason’s blood, which leads to an outbreak. Here, we kick off with a plot that’s basically a ripoff of Battle Royale-convicts are sent to an island in the middle of the Pacific where they are forced to kill each other off for the prize of their freedom, and for the entertainment of viewers worldwide. Yeah, these two are linked together because they’re from the same damn book, The Jason Strain. Appearing on reality TV and creating a zombie outbreak ![]()
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